Quotes About Pets
1. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
2. I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
3. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
4. Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
6. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. - Edgar Allan Poe
7. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
8. I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. - Rodney Dangerfield
9. Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France
10. Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
11. Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. - Alfred A. Montapert
12. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
13. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. - Charles de Gaulle
14. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
15. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
16. If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. - Woodrow Wilson
17. I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
18. The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
19. To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
20. What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. - Rodney Dangerfield
21. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. - Robert Benchley
22. What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Dwight D. Eisenhower
23. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. - Kinky Friedman
24. Dogs are my favorite people. - Richard Dean Anderson
25. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. - James Herriot
26. The smallest feline is a masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci
27. I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
28. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
29. Never wear anything that panics the cat. - P. J. O'Rourke
30. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. - Fran Lebowitz
31. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
32. A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. - Mason Cooley
33. Even cats grow lonely and anxious. - Mason Cooley
34. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard
35. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. - Jules Verne
36. Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. - Rod McKuen
37. Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. - Oliver Herford
38. The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. - Ogden Nash
39. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
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